so there's a dishwasher stand-off developing at my place…..

[willie wacker]

dishwasher finished on sat morning but nobody has emptied it yet- its definitely my turn but i decking hate it so I'm digging my heels in and i aint doing it

I never bought a dishwasher as I married one so no point in having two.

Dad and son having a serious man talk,,,,,,

Son " Dad, why do bride,s come in white,"
Dad " Son, all kitchen appliances come in white !!! "

[mellors]

Youre missing a trick. Empty the dishwasher but put everything in the wrong cupboards/ drawer..then wait for the yelling in the kitchen ' " "wheres the f*ckin can opener etc "
This also works well with DIY. Do a really shit job first time you do it...never asked again !

[lol brb]

Order a new dishwasher and get it delivered, for a small fee they will remove old dishwasher.
It's the perfect solution, you now have an empty dishwasher.

[Floki]

I got myself a dishwasher, Lucy is her name

[LuckyLu]

I got myself a dishwasher, Lucy is her name

male chauvinist.

[Floki]

male chauvinist.

[LuckyLu]

and with a special dedication to my Flockster:

[lol brb]

As least she's not....

[The D Man]

I got myself a dishwasher, Lucy is her name

I could think of something else she could do rather than washing dishes

[lol brb]

I could think of something else she could do rather than washing dishes

Indeed a little light hoovering and dusting...the list is endless