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    The TS will say your ass is HOT!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    cheer up, heres a song to sum up how you feel at the moment

    Fuck! I still dance like that!!!
    My knees creak at 2:19.. Ouch!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    Fuck! I still dance like that!!!
    Could you post The Ring of Fire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Pint View Post
    had planned to visit a TS so wanted to look good so i shaved my bum crack and put some aftershave on it for a lovely aroma but i'm in awful pain now, i'm burning up,

    You will be giving ,not taking now
    I assume he too will have a sore bum soon


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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Pint View Post
    had planned to visit a TS so wanted to look good so i shaved my bum crack and put some aftershave on it for a lovely aroma but i'm in awful pain now, i'm burning up,
    Also something to try out. Try licking some aftershave and see what it tastes like. Never wear it where you would like to be pampered, as it is not pleasant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Pint View Post
    had planned to visit a TS so wanted to look good so i shaved my bum crack and put some aftershave on it for a lovely aroma but i'm in awful pain now, i'm burning up,
    My first thought when I saw this was that if the TS was well endowed, you might have a sore ass anyway.
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    Aftershave balm is much more soothing, try that next time.
    Or the deep heat as Mr Anderson says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    Could you post The Ring of Fire?
    Other opinions are allowed
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    Could you post The Ring of Fire?
    is there an envelope big enough for that?
    carriage costs would be crazy
    email it and print it on a 3d printer perhaps instead?
    would they have enough real estate to reassemble it on then?
    so many questions
    maybe just settle for hawaii?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Also something to try out. Try licking some aftershave and see what it tastes like. Never wear it where you would like to be pampered, as it is not pleasant.
    My guess is that aftershave and perfume taste pretty much the.same.

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