Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
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Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
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I must be immune to rape then, as I get no reaction from it at all, not even an orgasmic sneeze!Originally Posted by anon361
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same me loool
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Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?
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Only if they fart while raping you.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
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Let us know who done it, we'll sort them out for you
you could ask them to use a butt plug......
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you could ask them to use a butt plug......
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Floki at it again ehh.......I heard that's why Sarah left
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