Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
funlover12 (14-07-16), TonyStark (14-07-16)
Irisherin27 (14-07-16), lildick (14-07-16), LuckyLu (14-07-16)
Irisherin27 (14-07-16), scouserpete (14-07-16), TonyStark (14-07-16)
Solution: don't breathe. Problem solved.
Disclaimer: 'other' issues may arise from practicing the above method. This statement is not based on any medical science or endorsed by the wider science community. As such, those who practice the above are completely 100% responsible for their own actions to save themselves from being 'plant jizzed'.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 14-07-16 at 09:49.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.
LuckyLu (14-07-16)