Go on then got any good ones.
There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.
Limericks.
Go on then got any good ones.
There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
alexis (09-07-16), blue rebel (09-07-16)
Bud you must be bored lol.Originally Posted by rincewind
Like you wouldn't believe.
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
TheNightShift (08-07-16)
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
There once was a man called Jam,
Who wasn't very fond of his mam,
He woke up one day,
All happy and gay,
Except he was covered in spam.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 08-07-16 at 23:52.
blue rebel (09-07-16),
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
There once was an escort called Sam
Who really, really, couldn't give a damn
She effed and she blinded
But nobody minded
While giving her a right good wham bam.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
Escort (Non Advertiser)
Becoming Addicted to E-I
a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
SEXY IRISH ESCORT**4 time winner escort of the month**
(miss june, miss august, miss october, miss december)
skilled in the art of teasing and pleasing
blue rebel (09-07-16),Bridgittee (09-07-16), casman (09-07-16), Danny2011 (09-07-16), ladiesman217 (09-07-16), lildick (09-07-16), pigsmickey (09-07-16), robbie9 (09-07-16),
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
There once was a young lad called Sam
Who really, really, missed his ol' mam.
She went on the game
Though horribly lame
And limped her way through the webcam.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
E-I Newbie
Hahahahahaha too much time on your hands pal lol
There was a young man from Dundee,
Who came home as drunk as could be,
He wound up his clock,
With the end of his cock,
And had sex with his wife with the key.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
A TS who lived in Khartoum
Took a TV up to his room,
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.
Last edited by SteveB; 09-07-16 at 14:54.
alcatel (09-07-16), blue rebel (09-07-16)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote