There once was a man called Jam,
Who wasn't very fond of his mam,
He woke up one day,
All happy and gay,
Except he was covered in spam.
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There once was a man called Jam,
Who wasn't very fond of his mam,
He woke up one day,
All happy and gay,
Except he was covered in spam.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 08-07-16 at 23:52.
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There once was an escort called Sam
Who really, really, couldn't give a damn
She effed and she blinded
But nobody minded
While giving her a right good wham bam.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
SEXY IRISH ESCORT**4 time winner escort of the month**
(miss june, miss august, miss october, miss december)
skilled in the art of teasing and pleasing
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There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"
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There once was a young lad called Sam
Who really, really, missed his ol' mam.
She went on the game
Though horribly lame
And limped her way through the webcam.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
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There once was an internet poster
Said life is like a roller coaster.
Found escort websites
Kept him up through the nights
With his mickey as hot as a toaster.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
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There once was a grumpy old monk
One day discovered his spunk
He even came to see
That when he had a pee
It shot out of him like a young punk.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
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There once was a minister called Fitz
Had very, very, very big tits
She called for a ban
On every horny man
It really, really, really is the pits.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
blue rebel (09-07-16)
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
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