I'm a young fella, i love escorts

**whoseyourdaddy** · 23-06-16, 21:14

Originally Posted by AbidingPond

I am right there with ya buddy.

It is costing me a god damn fortune. But when I'm old and no woman will touch me I can look back at my time with escorts and be happy.

It's when you're old and no woman will touch you that you might most need the services of these lovely ladies so, stick a few quid in the Post Office for the inevitable day

Sorry, I sound like yer Dad

**AbidingPond** · 23-06-16, 21:26

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

It's when you're old and no woman will touch you that you might most need the services of these lovely ladies so, stick a few quid in the Post Office for the inevitable day

Sorry, I sound like yer Dad

OK I'll take your advice dad.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 23-06-16, 21:33

Originally Posted by AbidingPond

OK I'll take your advice dad.

Good lad...make me proud

**bettercallsaul** · 23-06-16, 21:35

Originally Posted by AbidingPond

OK I'll take your advice dad.

whoseyourdaddy?

**ladiesman217** · 23-06-16, 21:51

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

whoseyourdaddy?

Your yourdaddy.

Those savvy to grammar will get this. Those of you who aren't.....

**whoseyourdaddy** · 23-06-16, 22:00

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Your yourdaddy.

Those savvy to grammar will get this. Those of you who aren't.....

You're such a lady's man

**bettercallsaul** · 23-06-16, 22:01

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Your yourdaddy.

Those savvy to grammar will get this. Those of you who aren't.....

You're such a cun* oops better not

**skollywally** · 23-06-16, 22:02

Originally Posted by zilch

Ah here ffs. At 22 you should be out chasing tail. Even the sheep should be hiding when ya passing by.
Wtf you doing here when you can get it for free somewhere else

This lad is right! Your far too young to be only looking to escorts! A waste of youth you should be living life playing the field, you have many years ahead of you for punting. Live life you will be a punter long enough

**ladiesman217** · 23-06-16, 22:09

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

You're such a lady's man

Yes yes. I am awesome, this is true.

Can I satisfy a lady with my cock? No. It's tiny and about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop.

Can I give a lady a good home and comfortable living? No. I make peanuts for a living.

Can I serenade a lady with poetry and laughter? No. I'm a cunt.

Can I explain where exactly I was going with this? No. I'm retarded and psychotic with delusions of grandeur. And a sociopath.

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

You're such a cun* oops better not

It's ok. I wasn't born in the PG world full of political correctness and safety. I'm not gonna go running to mommy when someone says boo to me.

*cough*

**AbidingPond** · 24-06-16, 09:55

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

Good lad...make me proud

You would not be proud if you knew what I intend to get up to.

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