punter of the month

[Hijinks]

But think how jealous the pineapples are

Yea but the coconuts think I'm going to call them suckers

[ClarkKent]

funny you mention that, I would love to see this one in practice.

what are the criteria then?
of course the advertisers would have to review you in order for you to compete for the title. (you could always opt out of the review system, don't worry )

so, the reviews in the advertiser category are marked upon:

Accuracy
Location
Appearance
Satisfaction
Value
Experience

What about reviewing punters?

Higiene
Generousness
Appearance
Manners

Any ideas?

Awesome idea!

[philipkntz]

Yea but the coconuts think I'm going to call them suckers

Just saw several coconuts in carphonewarehouse getting new numbers.

[Hijinks]

:

Just saw several coconuts in carphonewarehouse getting new numbers.

Ahh here I'm not casman ffs

[casman]

:

Ahh here I'm not casman ffs

You wish

[xagerate]

Who was the escort who had a thread here about a punter wiping off his excitement in her curtains ?
I think there should be a box the ladies can tick to indicate that "Dry Cleaning Not Reqd"

[bettercallsaul]

Who was the escort who had a thread here about a punter wiping off his excitement in her curtains ?
I think there should be a box the ladies can tick to indicate that "Dry Cleaning Not Reqd"

Are you suggesting that is frowned upon? I always though it was like burping after a good meal...

[xagerate]

Are you suggesting that is frowned upon? I always though it was like burping after a good meal...

The colour of the curtains and material of same needs to be taken into account I think.
(Velvet is a bugger whereas leather is more practical if a little bit twee)

[redforever]

A that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

Did someone say strawberries