Thats the 75% of all Irish punters who, according to "THE LIST" have smaller than average sized penises, yes fellow punters, now we know what was going on in your escorts head during that silent few seconds when she first glanced at your cock, there you were, thinking she would be impressed at first sight of your cum cannon gun, when in reality she was saying to herself -"Fuck- what a tiny pee shooter he has!".
And not just that, they were also telling this to each other, yes- after you left her apartment- 250e lighter, she was probably on her phone, telling all her mates how tiny your prick was, "it was smaller than me little finger! Ha Ha Ha Ha".
This is a serious matter, fellow punters, it now seems that escorts were not, as we thought, at all impressed by the small size on 75% of us.
What has caused this shrinkage? Is it years of drinking Guinness? Years of of eating Irish stew? Years of watching Liverpool play football?
Well its time we did something about it, so lets start a "GET YOUR COCK FIT" Campaign, start doing penis exercises, start lifting weights with your cock, get them BIG again!
Lets become big penis men again! Instead of escorts laughing about us when we have left, lets have them say - "Fuck, he was a BIG fella!.
As for the 25% of us who are not small, let me be the first of us to offer all you small penis guys our moral support!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Are you one of the 75% ?
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