Sunburnt Penis

[bollocks]

First time ever to have to go to an A&E....waited a while in a fierce noisy place, and was then asked by a triage? nurse what was wrong with me.. Found it hard to find the right words,,but then told her I had been sun bathing naked, and that I was burnt down there.
I expected more sympathy than I got.
waited
waited
and half an hour ago I just left the place...............too many noisy people there, for me.

Now I am using olive oil which my current partner gave me and told me to apply it myself.
So much for going out to night.

[TwistedTransistor]

Do you leave the fridge door open? How else can you put your cock in the fridge?

[WatWatWat]

A balcony with an umbrella.

[bollocks]

Thanks for the insecere comments.

Managed to get some anaaesthetic gel from a person in one of the adjoining appartments. She said it is used in dental work. It works great until it wears off,,,then I use more. It has xylocaine in it < I think. Guess I wll be up most the night.

[bollocks]

Thanks for the insecere comments.

Managed to get some anaaesthetic gel from a person in one of the adjoining appartments. She said it is used in dental work. It works great until it wears off,,,then I use more. It has xylocaine in it < I think. Guess I wll be up most the night.

its still no better.................never slept a wink

[bettercallsaul]

its still no better.................never slept a wink

[SteveB]

Thanks for the insecere comments.

Managed to get some anaaesthetic gel from a person in one of the adjoining appartments. She said it is used in dental work. It works great until it wears off,,,then I use more. It has xylocaine in it < I think. Guess I wll be up most the night.

Might need a filling?
Or even need to be pulled?

[Barney Rubble]

Might need a filling?
Or even need to be pulled?

Root canal surgery perhaps ?

[Clueless]

its still no better.................never slept a wink

Look at some porn and embrace the pain - I am sure this would work for some folks out there!!

[AbidingPond]

Do you leave the fridge door open? How else can you put your cock in the fridge?

haha smartass