... caught on my security camera in my hole while I was out sniffing in Patricia's underwear drawer.

Here you can clearly see some thief involved in the theft of my precious chunk of Stilton that I was saving for the weekend.



That's it, folks. There's only one other mouse on these boards and he's been muscling in on my territory for the past while. I've taken all I can, I can't takes no more!

I'M CALLING YOU OUT, SPEEDY GONZALES, YOU THIEVING PUTA MADRE! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE OR I'LL BRING THE PAIN!