Pet names for your penis?

**joe00** · 17-05-16, 14:59

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

**alcatel** · 17-05-16, 15:06

Originally Posted by joe00

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

Being blunt about it

I call mine Pointless.
Think I 'll go down the post-op route
And surprise you
With no surprise.

**funlover12** · 17-05-16, 15:59

Gerard

daphnie

Harold

George the Iv - earl of bummich

**ilovepussy123** · 17-05-16, 16:05

I call mine the pussy bandit

**Playitsam** · 17-05-16, 17:31

Originally Posted by Floki

An ex-girlfriend called my penis, 'Woody' and it has stuck since.
However, my current girlfriend isn't a fan of it (maybe because another person named him), so she calls it 'hers'.

Jasus Floki I think I know your ex

**MidlifeCrisis** · 17-05-16, 17:32

"The Little Guy" as in "I'd like to go for another round but it's up to the Little Guy".

**Clueless** · 17-05-16, 17:38

A former girlfriend called mine 'Samuel'!!!

**Wolverine** · 17-05-16, 17:42

The Hulk.
When he gets excited he changes colour an doubles in size.

**tom sand** · 17-05-16, 18:13

Originally Posted by Wolverine

The Hulk.
When he gets excited he changes colour an doubles in size.

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**jessicabp** · 17-05-16, 17:53

Originally Posted by joe00

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

Call for spotted

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