Pet names for your penis?

**MidlifeCrisis** · 17-05-16, 17:32

"The Little Guy" as in "I'd like to go for another round but it's up to the Little Guy".

**Clueless** · 17-05-16, 17:38

A former girlfriend called mine 'Samuel'!!!

**Wolverine** · 17-05-16, 17:42

The Hulk.
When he gets excited he changes colour an doubles in size.

**Petros** · 17-05-16, 17:52

I don't have a name for mine — never saw the point LOL

There was a girl who would refer to it as "my little tiger" — sadly I no longer hear it called that any more

**jessicabp** · 17-05-16, 17:53

Originally Posted by joe00

Do you have one? I just call mine Big Dick Dudley or Dudley for short.

Call for spotted

**mr gear** · 17-05-16, 17:57

I have a name tatooted on it...newtownmountkennedy

Thats what i call it

**tom sand** · 17-05-16, 18:13

Originally Posted by Wolverine

The Hulk.
When he gets excited he changes colour an doubles in size.

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**ClarkKent** · 17-05-16, 19:02

Man of Steel

**joe00** · 17-05-16, 20:00

Originally Posted by jessicabp

Call for spotted

The pimple is popped but there is a little lump and a mark left. Going to be a few days until it's cleared up. Not sore, just spotted now.

Frankly baby, you are so beautiful if you wanted to hack my penis off with an axe and store it in a jar in your fridge then I would probably go along with it. Then you could call it lunch.

**Barney Rubble** · 17-05-16, 20:08

Originally Posted by joe00

The pimple is popped but there is a little lump and a mark left. Going to be a few days until it's cleared up. Not sore, just spotted now.

Frankly baby, you are so beautiful if you wanted to hack my penis off with an axe and store it in a jar in your fridge then I would probably go along with it. Then you could call it lunch.

You are a strange man indeed Joe .

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