Sheep and Navy???

[Quarterpoundher]

Now QPH I know your colouring pens did not run out as I only got you new pens. Your just afraid your picture will not turn out as good as mine

LOL when you can do as good of a job as her on the phone you will be costing me alot of money to.. I can assure you that when you can do that you will not need to continue with your normal job

She is watching her weight at the moment so is not costing me anything.. Anytime I ask her does she want any Jaffa cakes she says "no, I am watching my figure". My response is usually "so am I, that's why I better not change completely to rabbit food"

The navy and sheep have me puzzled too

Gemma

I feel it only fair to tell you that she is bleeding you dry on the Jaffa front Gemma. It’s true she’s not eating them as my god the woman’s disappearing before my eyes as I just popped in for a sub (forgot to ask you btw sorry ) and I caught her red handed in the team Gemma office cookie jar.

She broke down and told me everything Gemma. You see she’s in deep with some weightwatchers support group and they are coming the heavy as she is putting them to shame at the weekly weigh in and demanding she supply them with all the Jaffas they can handle (and that’s a LOT of Jaffas Gemma) and all this sordid little operation is being paid for out of company funds Gemma.

I was going to get a pi onto her but then thought better of it

LOL on the coloring face off. (I think I’m just edging ahead as I was always good at staying between the lines)

OH!!! Hang on……she’s in the bikky box again………OI!!!!!!……..get out of it!!!!!

She just did a runner with another pack Gemma so I’ll man the phones till she gets back.

[ring ring]

Hello….Qp appointments of distinction…how may I help?…….yes she does do………..(sorry cant say it Gemma…no good you’ll have to divert back. I’ll lock up for today)

Ps

To Gemma's jaffa cake junkie of a secretary.....yes YOU!!! I know you read these threads.....shame on you.....shame shame shame

[carlos marvado]

Ps

To Gemma's jaffa cake junkie of a secretary.....yes YOU!!! I know you read these threads.....shame on you.....shame shame shame

I love Jaffa cakes, so you can send your secretary round to mine Gemma.

I'm stocked up to the rafters with them just in case the economy collapses totally or we have a third world war. It's better to be safe than sorry and I'm prepared for all eventualities.

[Quarterpoundher]

I love Jaffa cakes, so you can send your secretary round to mine Gemma.

I'm stocked up to the rafters with them just in case the economy collapses totally or we have a third world war. It's better to be safe than sorry and I'm prepared for all eventualities.

So your one of the weightwatchers putting the pressure on that poor secretary.

ON YOUR KNEE'S AND GIVE ME 20!!!

(hang on that came out wrong....I meant push ups)

[sexybabehere]

I feel it only fair to tell you that she is bleeding you dry on the Jaffa front Gemma. It’s true she’s not eating them as my god the woman’s disappearing before my eyes as I just popped in for a sub (forgot to ask you btw sorry ) and I caught her red handed in the team Gemma office cookie jar.

She broke down and told me everything Gemma. You see she’s in deep with some weightwatchers support group and they are coming the heavy as she is putting them to shame at the weekly weigh in and demanding she supply them with all the Jaffas they can handle (and that’s a LOT of Jaffas Gemma) and all this sordid little operation is being paid for out of company funds Gemma.

I was going to get a pi onto her but then thought better of it

LOL on the coloring face off. (I think I’m just edging ahead as I was always good at staying between the lines)

OH!!! Hang on……she’s in the bikky box again………OI!!!!!!……..get out of it!!!!!

She just did a runner with another pack Gemma so I’ll man the phones till she gets back.

[ring ring]

Hello….Qp appointments of distinction…how may I help?…….yes she does do………..(sorry cant say it Gemma…no good you’ll have to divert back. I’ll lock up for today)

Ps

To Gemma's jaffa cake junkie of a secretary.....yes YOU!!! I know you read these threads.....shame on you.....shame shame shame

Thank you for the information QPH although I do not think she will be happy you told me. I was always wondering why she wanted Dunnes Stores vouchers for her Xmas bonus and why anytime I rang her mouth was full. I assumed she was an escort and didn't tell me not sitting there with Jaffa cakes. I was also wondering were all of the petty cash was going..

I will have to give her a formal warning tomorrow.. I will catch her first thing before she gets a chance to stock up.. Congradualations you are one step closer to becomming permanent. I just have to train you in on how to answer my phone

I think I am starting to learn how to colour in between the lines too.. I will have a pic up shortly for you I do think I should become an artist soon enough..

I do like the funny side to you that I have only noticed since you became mod. Keep up the good work and do not forget to answer when I divert

Gemma

[sexybabehere]

I love Jaffa cakes, so you can send your secretary round to mine Gemma.

I'm stocked up to the rafters with them just in case the economy collapses totally or we have a third world war. It's better to be safe than sorry and I'm prepared for all eventualities.

I will send her around first thing in the morning when QPH is awake and able to answer my phone.. Pop the kettle on for her as she does like tea.. Please try not to hold her up as I do need her back to cover QPH's breaks

Gemma

[Quarterpoundher]

Thank you for the information QPH although I do not think she will be happy you told me. I was always wondering why she wanted Dunnes Stores vouchers for her Xmas bonus and why anytime I rang her mouth was full. I assumed she was an escort and didn't tell me not sitting there with Jaffa cakes. I was also wondering were all of the petty cash was going..

I will have to give her a formal warning tomorrow.. I will catch her first thing before she gets a chance to stock up.. Congradualations you are one step closer to becomming permanent. I just have to train you in on how to answer my phone

I think I am starting to learn how to colour in between the lines too.. I will have a pic up shortly for you I do think I should become an artist soon enough..

I do like the funny side to you that I have only noticed since you became mod. Keep up the good work and do not forget to answer when I divert

Gemma

Ah yes…the dreaded Dunnes Store’s voucher. Many’s a fine receptionists downfall Gemma. They go in intent on buying something non fattening and tasteless and come out weighed down with all manner of chocolate goodies to nibble on.

I’m making good progress on the phone technique required before you can make me permanent and have managed to get all the way to the I in CIM without cracking up so I’ll soon be ready to roll.

As to my funny bone, it was always there you just weren’t tickling it right and I am L & F now as you know thanks to you.

[sexybabehere]

Ah yes…the dreaded Dunnes Store’s voucher. Many’s a fine receptionists downfall Gemma. They go in intent on buying something non fattening and tasteless and come out weighed down with all manner of chocolate goodies to nibble on.

I’m making good progress on the phone technique required before you can make me permanent and have managed to get all the way to the I in CIM without cracking up so I’ll soon be ready to roll.

As to my funny bone, it was always there you just weren’t tickling it right and I am L & F now as you know thanks to you.

I was talking to my receptionist earlier. She is not happy that you are trying to take her earnings. SHe also told me that she recognises you from Weightwatchers and the queue's in Dunnes

Do not worry.. After a few lessons with me you will be able to say CIM, OWO and even deep throat without a problem

I am glad I can finally tickle you the right way. It took time but I finally got it

Gemma

[Quarterpoundher]

I was talking to my receptionist earlier. She is not happy that you are trying to take her earnings. SHe also told me that she recognises you from Weightwatchers and the queue's in Dunnes

Do not worry.. After a few lessons with me you will be able to say CIM, OWO and even deep throat without a problem

I am glad I can finally tickle you the right way. It took time but I finally got it

Gemma

If she is not happy me taking her earnings just wait till she see's
how I picture her in my masterpiece that I have created to show how smooth and operation we run in Team Gemma's office. Its nearly ready.

Yes that was me at the pick and mix loading up the wheelbarrow for the lads back at weightwatchers she and I had a bit of a tussle for the last bar of turkish delight as it was on special offer. She won as she fights dirty that one.

I was doing grand with the owo's and what not till you said I have to say deep throat as well. I'll just mumble that bit if anyone asks.

Concider my funny bone well and truly tickled and cheers for that picture it was very funny.

[marijuana]

i dnt know if this chaps in the navy or not but he certanly likes sheep

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dont you know who that is????
its WTF
you can get banned for posting pics of members