So QPH is now a mod eh?
Well isnt that just typical!
I suppose its in keeping with Pat's general philsophy
"Only the mad, bad and criminally insane need apply"

QPH broke so many rules trying to "help" Dolly, including the BIG rule about no personal info, but hey what does that matter, so many others have done it and not been banned as per the rules (Bigpaws for example).
And QPH is not even a punter - so he'll get even less respect from everyone else.
(Its ok though, he's just here because hes curious, and hes been curious since last May! Obviously not worked it all out yet)

Its back to our old friends, Mr Consistancy (He's never around!) and Mrs When It Suits (shes always around!)

I mean its so laughable, its like pardoning murders or using ex Nazi doctors and scientists just because it suits!

So, to summerize. (To the tune of the A team)
If you have caused a problem
If you have upset the paying customers of this site (ie the escorts)
If you cant be in any way IMPATIAL
If you want to censor FREE SPEECH
If you are a Grade A nut job or bully who should have been kicked off this site according to the sites OWN RULES long ago
If you made Pat laugh once or twice so she forgets the pile of bodies cut up in the freezer
If you are a fatcat banker

then YOU can be a E-I community moderator!

(Even though if Liz, Bigpaws and QPH had been permanently banned there would be no need for you)

I mean Pat, just how many mods do we need? Why not make everyone a mod and have done with it? At this rate there will be more mods than punters(You do realise that the more mods you have, the more work it will be for you, responding to complaints about them dont you?)

Who's next? It must be the biggest bully ever to walk this site - Bigpaws.
For Liz - read Bigpaws. In fact Bigpaws created Liz! because the one thing she tried and succeeded in doing was keeping him quiet
But still he lives on - even though you must have had more complaints about him then anyone else, he consistantly breaks the rules more than anyone else, he is nasty and vindictive (Dolly, Flypan, Liz, Sexy Naomi and many many more, but hey he's a character!
He makes us laugh!) Didnt you say the same thing about Liz? Why isnt Bigpaws banned? Seriously, WHY??

Laugh? LAUGH???!!!

YouTube - Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics (have taken over the Asylum)


PS
(Copy taken as a precaution against E-I style modding - even though no rules have been broken and just a personal opinion voiced)