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  1. 11-05-16, 22:10 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I think the reception was fading . over.
    You know, she might already have found formed an opinion of you. What if she found you to be intelligent and funny, and is dying to meet you... I'd say she'e into ya bud... Nice one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    You know, she might already have found formed an opinion of you. What if she found you to be intelligent and funny, and is dying to meet you... I'd say she'e into ya bud... Nice one.
    Id say shes thinking off tom tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessicabp View Post
    put your penis in vinegar
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    What will that do
    Send you out for chips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Syphilis.
    Try mercury.
    Standard, old, traditional treatment.
    What's green and eats nuts? Oh ya, that's Syphilis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessicabp View Post
    put your penis in vinegar
    Vinegar, link please? Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lildick View Post
    What's green and eats nuts.
    I thought it was idf after a bender
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    Woke up with a nasty pimple on the shaft of my dick. Feels very sore rubbing against my jocks. Ever get them?
    When Op said, "Spotted Dick", I thought I was being stalked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lildick View Post
    Vinegar, link please? Lol.
    to vinegar tits? I think thats ladyvontea's new name
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    Tried to pop it with no luck and now I am in agony. Christ my dick is fucking aching. I am off to get some ice to put on it.
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