alcatel (04-05-16), blue rebel (04-05-16)
I don't know what else you want us to say man.
We get it, you say you're spotless, more than spotless. But you seem to be the only one having this problem. The only two things that make sense are you're either not as clean as you think you are or you're picking shady escorts.
At this point I'm not sure what you want from us.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.