Has Ireland got Talent

[tom sand]

I have a very talented arse. It's essentially a mini nuclear weapon. Has a blast radius of 1 mile, with lingering effects of up to 12 hours. Known to kill those in the past with weak constitutions. SO I guess that's a talent.

eggs and beans
locked and loaded

[bettercallsaul]

I have a very talented arse. It's essentially a mini nuclear weapon. Has a blast radius of 1 mile, with lingering effects of up to 12 hours. Known to kill those in the past with weak constitutions. SO I guess that's a talent.

[ladiesman217]

lets keep this clean now, we're talking talent here not chemical warfare

You're talking to someone who one day not only wants to see the complete downfall of the human race, but to be the one pressing the big fucking red button that unleashes said extinction event.

eggs and beans
locked and loaded

Don't even need them. In fact I actively avoid them because I honestly think I would implode due to a mixture of dangerous gases.

We already know this. Except I'm a lot fatter than he is, I don't have an absolute goddess for a best friend (but fortunately DO NOT have a ginger for another best friend) and I'm a consulting psychotic agent of death.

[hadaway]

You're talking to someone who one day not only wants to see the complete downfall of the human race, but to be the one pressing the big fucking red button that unleashes said extinction event.



Don't even need them. In fact I actively avoid them because I honestly think I would implode due to a mixture of dangerous gases.



We already know this. Except I'm a lot fatter than he is, I don't have an absolute goddess for a best friend (but fortunately DO NOT have a ginger for another best friend) and I'm a consulting psychotic agent of death.

don't please, think of all those beautiful escorts that you would kill

[ladiesman217]

don't please, think of all those beautiful escorts that you would kill

All must perish for balance to be restored. Only then, can the world start reclaiming that which was robbed, desecrated and destroyed.

[hadaway]

All must perish for balance to be restored. Only then, can the world start reclaiming that which was robbed, desecrated and destroyed.

ok so

anyhow back to the real world, any truth the judges are to be

Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh
Pat Shortt
Mary Boyle

[willie wacker]

ok so

anyhow back to the real world, any truth the judges are to be

Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh
Pat Shortt
Mary Boyle

My nominations are

LDM
Saul
F-Dub
Sophie X