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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    I smell a prank.

    Also it's not about the money, I just don't like looking silly!
    Matching lacoste tracksuit usually gets the girls excited

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    I smell a prank.

    Also it's not about the money, I just don't like looking silly!
    its much too late for that, that ship has sailed sadly
    Last edited by funlover12; 18-04-16 at 16:24. Reason: or pricetag? you just wanna see the world burn...I mean dance dont you

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    a monocle is a must for any gentleman, and a hat, on top, some might say a top hat, but I dont, its a hat on top.
    I once saw your lady in one of the gentlemen clubs to which you refer, my monocle nearly fell out into my glass of martini (shaken not stirred) as she slapped me in the face when I said "tally hoe!" to her, she must have thought I was soliciting for her total costs for the night
    get that woman in line before you bring that ruffian back to any of our establishments again *slaps with feebly stretched outward empty glove across your face* I demand satisfaction! but a go of her will suffice instead. now move post haste!
    Haha she's much too nice of a lady to slap someone in a club (though once at a dance club she did kick a girl in the face... with heels on). With her hair though she is certainly easy to spot!

    Ok, so I do have a track suit, and oddly enough, a top hat as well. My outfit is beginning to come along nicely. I hope it impresses EmmaSweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    Haha she's much too nice of a lady to slap someone in a club (though once at a dance club she did kick a girl in the face... with heels on). With her hair though she is certainly easy to spot!

    Ok, so I do have a track suit, and oddly enough, a top hat as well. My outfit is beginning to come along nicely. I hope it impresses EmmaSweet!
    Zomg facekicker is here!
    Last edited by funlover12; 18-04-16 at 16:41. Reason: and by here I mean there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    Zomg facekicker is here!
    and shes a girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    Hey all! So while we were getting ready for our most recent (and first!) adventure, I had a bit of a stressful moment when picking out my clothes. Of course Mrs Shadow had no problems, she's got loads of sexy yet classy outfits (she's often mistaken for another stripper when we're at a gentlemans club). Fortunately I had something nice from my most recent Daily Planet function, but it made me curious, what is the standard "dress code" for gentlemen? I'd hate to show up looking like some kind of street urchin!
    As long as you wear your superman undies over your trousers!

    Even I'm going weak at the knees!!

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    Dressed in lycra to see my favourite lady on Saturday and she would not let me bring the bike in so F that .
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    Hey all! So while we were getting ready for our most recent (and first!) adventure, I had a bit of a stressful moment when picking out my clothes. Of course Mrs Shadow had no problems, she's got loads of sexy yet classy outfits (she's often mistaken for another stripper when we're at a gentlemans club). Fortunately I had something nice from my most recent Daily Planet function, but it made me curious, what is the standard "dress code" for gentlemen? I'd hate to show up looking like some kind of street urchin!
    As long you have cash and a hefty tip, you can come wearing a potato bag.
    I'll be your pussycat licking at your milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornelia View Post
    As long you have cash and a hefty tip, you can come wearing a potato bag.
    I didn't know tipping was standard, what is an appropriate amount?

    And I don't think a potato bag will go well with my top hat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    I didn't know tipping was standard, what is an appropriate amount?

    And I don't think a potato bag will go well with my top hat...
    The more the better.


    ...Then don't wear a hat, duhhhhhh
    I'll be your pussycat licking at your milk

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