is escorting a real profession?

[SteveB]

I have thought often that the skills required to be a good escort would be useful in any field of work requiring contact with the public.

[redforever]

I was a ballerina for 16 years and I have DD's.....!

How bout a lap dance for me

[lactatinglucy]

How bout a lap dance for me

You're asking a classically trained ballerina who shed blood, sweat and tears perfecting the art of ballet for a lap dance....shame on you!
I spent years perfecting my pirouette and instead you want me to shake my non existent ass in your face.....ppfffttt.

[redforever]

You're asking a classically trained ballerina who shed blood, sweat and tears perfecting the art of ballet for a lap dance....shame on you!
I spent years perfecting my pirouette and instead you want me to shake my non existent ass in your face.....ppfffttt.

Ok you can shake your double ds instead . . Fair enough ?

[willie wacker]

I was a ballerina for 16 years and I have DD's.....!

Your a real pro so at knowing how to spread one,s legs

[lactatinglucy]

Your a real pro so at knowing how to spread one,s legs

Absolutely.......sometimes for pleasure, sometimes for pain...
I won't stipulate which is which ;-)

[willie wacker]

Absolutely.......sometimes for pleasure, sometimes for pain...
I won't stipulate which is which ;-)

And red had to ask for a lap dance
when he could have got the close up ballerina experience instead

[alcatel]

All women have diddies.

[alcatel]

I have thought often that the skills required to be a good escort would be useful in any field of work requiring contact with the public.

Unless a dominatrix in full regalia, perhaps ;-)

[lactatinglucy]

And red had to ask for a lap dance
when he could have got the close up ballerina experience instead

I might 'accidently' sqirt him in the eye with some milk next time I see him for offending me ;-)