Originally Posted by
hadaway
I got my Skoda, The feeling was orgasmic , always had a little crush on her anyway from the very first time i laid eyes on her as i drove past her in the towns forecourt and kept Imagining what was she really packing under that hood and what it would be like to be inside her, luckily we came a financial arrangement and she was mine'
What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda!
How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.
Why did the skoda cross the road?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed
What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car
How do you make a Garda laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked