Relationship with an escort

[Petros]

I got my Skoda, The feeling was orgasmic , always had a little crush on her anyway from the very first time i laid eyes on her as i drove past her in the towns forecourt and kept Imagining what was she really packing under that hood and what it would be like to be inside her, luckily we came a financial arrangement and she was mine'

What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?

You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda!

How do you make a skoda more sporty?

Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

Why did the skoda cross the road?

It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?

A bumper car

How do you make a Garda laugh?

Tell him your skoda just got nicked

[hadaway]

does she smell of fish and chips & cans of coke in the back seat

no, the back seat is for the special ladies only

[Clueless]

Well others on here say to never get so attached but its hard not to when you meet that special one, some make you feel more special than others and it can be hard to keep your distance, you just got to have it...

I got my Skoda, The feeling was orgasmic , always had a little crush on her anyway from the very first time i laid eyes on her as i drove past her in the towns forecourt and kept Imagining what was she really packing under that hood and what it would be like to be inside her, luckily we came a financial arrangement and she was mine'
I found it hard to keep my hands off her and would be constantly sponging her down, caressing her hard well contoured body at every opportunity and taking her for beautifully fast paced rides, I was smitten you could say and shes still with me today so didnt do so bad

The fact of life is you will trade her on one day for a newer model !!!

[hadaway]

what is the difference between being inside katy price's bra and being caught inside a skoda?

you feel a bigger tit in a skoda!

how do you make a skoda more sporty?

wear adidas trainers while driving it.

why did the skoda cross the road?

it was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

what do you call a skoda with a really long radio aerial?

a bumper car

how do you make a garda laugh?

tell him your skoda just got nicked

you got to be joking

[hadaway]

You ran out of money?

No, she ran out with my money, straight back to her husband

[Cortez]

you got to be joking

What do you call a convertible Skoda....A Skip,

What do you call a twin exhaust Skoda.....A Wheelbarrow

[Petros]

What do you call a twin exhaust Skoda.....A Wheelbarrow

What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket?

A Dreamer

[hadaway]

the fact of life is you will trade her on one day for a newer model !!!

and i too will be traded in for a newer model too, thats life

[hadaway]

What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket?

A Dreamer

Barney says the PSNI are driving around in spanking new Skoda's too, theyre no fools,

[Cortez]

Barney says the PSNI have got lots of new Skoda's too, theyre no fools,

4.2 litre petrol engines I am reliably informed. They fly like shit off a shovel!