Did you ever think of doing interviews?With escorts or even punters or idiots?You could even make a list of them.
Westside has being kind enough to give us a short interview.
Pat "Hi Westie"
West "Hello Sweetie"
Pat "Anything youd like to add.
West "Nope"
Pat "Thank you for your time Westie"
West "Your Welcome"
Sincerely,
Westside.