Do you carry a tooth brush and paste if you are not travelling from home?
Do you dress extra smartly, polish shoes, nice aftershave etc.?
Do you always put the cash in an envelope?
Do you always bring a gift / gratuity?
You don’t complain when the shower goes cold?
You fold the towel?
When receiving OWO and you are about to cum, you let the lady know, as she doesn’t do CIM?
You never wait till you’re asked to leave?
You send a “thank you” text or PM / profile message afterwards?
You are a member of “Respect the Escorts”?


9/10 yes: You’re a bit OTT…like myself!
7/8 yes: You’re a decent skin
6/7 yes: You’re grand
4/5 yes: Cop on a bit
3/4 yes: Jayus wept
0/2 yes: Feck off across the road where you belong, take JD with you.