I just found out I’m on this blog of liz’s and she’s saying she has pics of my meeting with her. I should have known something was up when I met all her punters running for dear life after seeing her not very covert hidden camera’s
http://www.duiops.net/seresvivos/gal...f%20Horses.jpg
but I had the horn so I ploughed on regardless but did get a little bit nervous when I saw this sign
got really nervous when I saw her T-shirt
so I implemented cunning disguise option no 1 from my idiots guide to punting
but then I saw that she was wearing a covert camera
so I went with option no 2
but I was so paranoid at this stage I said fuck it I’m taking no chances so I went for the old tried and tested
then it turns out she is one of these conveyer belt type escorts on a tight schedule
and worst of all we all had to wait or turn together as she always double books but I made sure I turned my arse to the Hotel camera's
(don’t yeah just hate that when that happens?)
and she don’t half blow her own trumpet about how lucky I was to even see her
So we got down to brass tacks and fair dues she likes a bit off bear back
Tea bagging
Reverse oral
But she didn’t half rare up on me..
When I made the mistake of asking for some GFE
She’s not mad keen on doggie style either
then she only went and called the feckin
I bolted and jumped straight out the top floor window
to the sound of her screaming ‘OI PIKEY!!!! I DON’T ACCEPT FUCKING EURO’S MATEY!!!’
Jesus all I wanted was a little
http://www.ikkeweer.net/horses-otherfiles/paardpoes.jpg
But now I’m well and truly
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...pic_horses.jpg
I hear she’s in Dubai now or maybe Blackpool plying her trade but still giving lip
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multime...eys_75088a.jpg
ME?
Oh I’m still recovering from the fall
http://macleans.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/horsie.jpg
Thank for the memory’s liz but I think I’ll pass next time yer in town, my nerves are shot to pieces