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Wankers at the door
It's wankers at the door season. oportunistic leeches in hope of being elected are starting to appear in a housing estate near you.
The question is what do you say to them?
Tempted to tell them all to "fuck off I'm busy watching some banal shite on tv"
I wonder do the political parties keep a tab on the reactions from each household from the last time they called?
Mister Anderson (12-02-16)
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Thank god that season only come,s around mainly once every 5 years.Originally Posted by pigsmickey
Don,t open the door for them and use their leaflet to start the fire
The only good thing to come out of them
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Perhaps you could invite them in for tea and a slice of cake while they explain their policies and set out their programme for government. You could then raise any specific concerns you have to elicit how they might best serve you whilst in power.
Sometimes it's nice to be nice and everybody needs a warming cupan tae on a miserable February afternoon.
ana massage (15-02-16)
I've found what works best for me is answering the door wearing a balaclava and carrying a bible. Depending on how many of them there are I might even wear pants.
F-Dub (12-02-16)
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Let them shite talk for ten mins and then tell them your voting for someone else
What we do in life echo's in eternity
F-Dub (12-02-16)
can I just not open the door??? :d
[B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.
Think of all the fun you're missing. I've often considered buying a bunch of Nazi memorabilia just so I could give the Mormons something to talk about when I invite them in for tea and crumpets
I say that I will cum and vote for you.. a number 1
Zander (16-02-16)
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