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  1. 31-01-16, 22:09 #1
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    Default Im an Escort/Client...Get me outta here

    We have had
    (1)EI Apprentice
    (2)EI Big Brother

    They went quite well so I would like a new format to syndicate and make loads more money off

    IM AN ESCORT/CLIENT...GET ME OUT OF HERE SHORTLIST

    (1)Tom Sand (Again).............The red tops will love his antics
    (2)Sonya Strawberry.............Almost 6ft of perfection to drive the guys wild/break up a few marriages or engagements
    (3)Cassandra.............Speaks sense ...but in the craziest way ive yet seen
    (4)Notbadforanoldman................Someone to make George Galloway look sane
    (5)Frances Fitzgerald.............So she can see she is right to criminalise the guys who drool and leer after the Strawberry 24/7
    (6)Rachel Divine.......because she was on holidays for the EI Big Brother shortlist (and she deserves 4 weeks of Tom Sand for her previous/non angelic antics)
    (7)Hugh Grant................To verify he is no longer tempted to pull over for some chocolate on his way to work
    (8)Oscar Moderator.............To test Rachels friendship and loyalty to the lady from scouseland with big tits and many pairs of shoes

    (9)Wildcard to be introduced this time tomorrow....................these shows all seem to think this feature increases viewing figures
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Im a posessive gf, he wouldn't be allowed out of my sight unless i got a cut of the fee. ..... ��
    He is already in...................lets see if your BFF can keep her hands off
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    stop putting me in your TV shows
    angry fists waving
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    stop putting me in your TV shows
    angry fists waving
    You bring in the viewers
    They love a love triangle
    (Anyway...you weren't in The Apprentice because your business plan was written in Crayon )
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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    You bring in the viewers
    They love a love triangle
    (Anyway...you weren't in The Apprentice because your business plan was written in Crayon )
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
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    You haven't started a thread since new yrs day !
    Pull up your socks or ship on out
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Im a posessive gf, he wouldn't be allowed out of my sight unless i got a cut of the fee. ..... ��
    Hehe Oscar is every girl's dream 😂😂😂😂
    [B][I]Life is too short for bad coffee and bad sex.
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