New type of Sex!!

**alcatel** · 30-01-16, 19:07

Originally Posted by LazarusRisen

They used to say that 'nothing sucks like an electrolux'

However Dyson goes bagless, the reckless fecker.

**SteveB** · 30-01-16, 19:32

I can see it catching on and really sweeping the boards.

**AyannaMelek** · 30-01-16, 20:31

Originally Posted by Sherry

We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
the name is Sex with a Hoover

one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

-can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
-can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
-what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........

Was it by any chance in Dublin? Cause I got a similar call. Plus he asked me if I had deodorant. It was far too awkward...the length some would go to for a free chat...I would've recommended just sticking it between the door and slamming it repeatedly but my common sense said not to say that

**tom sand** · 30-01-16, 20:34

Originally Posted by alcatel

However Dyson goes bagless, the reckless fecker.

ha
very clever

**Walshie** · 30-01-16, 20:36

I tried it on with a hoover some years back and nearly lost my willy, omg, it was so painful but was stupid for trying it with a Dyson

**tom sand** · 30-01-16, 20:39

Westsidex

**Oh Kevin** · 30-01-16, 20:48

Originally Posted by Sherry

We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
the name is Sex with a Hoover

one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

-can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
-can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
-what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........

Had a mate that kept borrowing my Henry Hoover but at night only, I asked him why my Henry and he said because they are reliable and give service with a smile.

**willie wacker** · 30-01-16, 20:49

Originally Posted by tom sand

Westsidex

Damn you got in before me

**Sherry** · 30-01-16, 20:50

Originally Posted by CurvyNina

Was it by any chance in Dublin? Cause I got a similar call. Plus he asked me if I had deodorant. It was far too awkward...the length some would go to for a free chat...I would've recommended just sticking it between the door and slamming it repeatedly but my common sense said not to say that

yes this is the man same man
he ask do y have impuls deodorant
he wants to put the deoroant on his dick when he come

**Clueless** · 30-01-16, 21:21

Would this be the equivalent of a sheep shagger bringing a sheep to an appointment with an escort - the mind boggles !!

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