Ah, the magical mystery tour.
White buildings that are not white. Doors that are not the colour they are supposed to be. Escorts that direct you to X Road when they are at X Cresent, X Drive, X Close etc. Escorts that use the Petrol Station in a large town as a landmark, believing that there is only one petrol station in that town/city.
I have a Sat-nav. I am thinking of getting a crystal ball.
Last edited by SteveB; 30-01-16 at 10:21.
Photographic evidence of the bluey/green door required to make this thread more plausible. In the absence of such evidence a description of masseuse i.e size of tits, nice arse etc. Required to keep readers interest.
Conclusion... Worst thread ever.
Apologetically.
Jamescork.
Should have gone to spec savers
Last edited by willie wacker; 30-01-16 at 10:42.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
So where the f*** was the brown door then ? Was it brown on the inside or what?
Clueless (31-01-16)
Poor effort from this escort. She should be blacklisted.
Or at least put on a sort of green / bluey / brown type of list.
Last edited by SteveB; 30-01-16 at 18:09.