Do you find it hard to write reviews?

[funlover12]

I take your point in just find it easier to review a plumber than an escort that's all.

but youre not getting it still if so, the point is you remove bias and are left with the facts, clients want to know the facts as you report them unfolding. Once you realise you are no longer reviewing a person as such you can be talking without bias and without guilt, its merely your opinion of a meeting. reviews are for CLIENTS and NOT escorts, yes escorts can benefit from them, but thats not the point, youre reviewing your personal experience with her, nothing else. say what you see. Its not the schoool yard, plus if "shes having a bad day" then thats no excuse as such, remember you are reporting facts, not hoping the escort will fall in love with you......or are yous

[Mister Anderson]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

Dear Ombudsman,

My plumber just took advantage of me

[funlover12]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

its clear you are also missing the point, and are again finding things to be offended about (while yet again shoe horning another plug in) therefore you are incabable of removing bias from the equation and so your points are null and void

"they did/did not turn up on time, after rining around for quotes I found their rates reasonable/unreasonable. they did/did not do the job in a timely manner, it was a good/bad job.

ect

[lapd]

Did not see it yet bird,but I aml sure it's fine as your reviews are .But agreed its very hard to review a lady on here, they do have feelings(well most) but they read them as well. I think if you don't go over on the length and grammar it's fine.
I have only done a handful but the girls were crackers,never really had a bad experience as I have said have walked away a few times though. But unless woman was phyco would not leave a red.
Won't be doing anymore anyway

[Stephanie]

Dear Ombudsman,

I plumber just took advantage of me

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service ? X

[Stephanie]

its clear you are also missing the point, and are again finding things to be offended about (while yet again shoe horning another plug in) therefore you are incabable of removing bias from the equation and so your points are null and void

I am the farthest of the farthest of the farthest of being 'Offended' in the least lol !!

I am merely having a jest . Having a bit of Fun , if you will -- Funlover xx

Nothing to be offended about --->> opinions and observations. : we ALL have them xxx



Lighten up , will ya ? Don't look for offence where none was meant nor delivered . !

[Stephanie]

That's because your a bird
Nothing wrong with the review imho , well written

Where is it so !??? ! Xxx

[funlover12]

I am the farthest of the farthest of the farthest of being 'Offended' in the least lol !!

I am merely having a jest . Having a bit of Fun , if you will -- Funlover xx

Nothing to be offended about --->> opinions and observations. : we ALL have them xxx



Lighten up , will ya ? Don't look for offence where none was meant nor delivered . !

oh I didnt see that reply coming, oh no, not at all

[Mister Anderson]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service ? X

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic

[Stephanie]

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx