Escort Apprentice

[willie wacker]

Actually, forget the ladder... we can hoist her up between us. Tom Sand can have his finger on the switch.

No sugar in mine Sophie.

I,ll hold one of her legs and you the other

Sandy will have to keep his eye,s on the switch , would not like him to shock her like

Sophie I like mine without sugar too lov

[willie wacker]

1 Me ( obviously )
2 tom sand ( if we have a tie break he can cry us to a sympathy win)
3 John Dunne ( he can tell us a story if sleep is getting the better of us)
4 Tom rambo (because of 5.)
5 LVT (can hand out leaflets to promote the team)
6 willie ( Close to sane and we may need sanity)
7 Claudia (cause that's the why)

That,s me Bud bring Clarity to Sanity

[bettercallsaul]

That,s me Bud bring Clarity to Sanity

Is Clarity your BF?

[willie wacker]

Is Clarity your BF?

No she,s my Date

[tony1]

Which one is Selina- wonder woman of business.



http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/a...-fired-6942282

Watching another year of The Apprentice on BBC
As ever theres many different personalities (Not unlike here)

This weeks task on Escort Apprentice will be to change a lightbulb ............and the team with the least amount of bruises/blood drawn wins.

Who is on your team/who is sub team leader ? (8 members)

Explain why if you dare




(1)Tom Sand........Lord Sugar evened up the teams and I had no choice
(2)Rachel............santa suit up a ladder
(3)Dianaxxx........soft spoken silent killer I reckon
(4)JamesCork............I reckon he would know how to turn on the switch
(5)LVT..........Has to be a personality clash between at least 2 candidates (Hi Rachel)
(6)Doc.................Someone wise
(7)Open for debate

[The dirt bird]

I would own Alan sugars ass...........
First thing I remind him I shagged his neice (yerwon off eastenders) we met her in Ibiza a few years back.
Then I jump the table over power him and write on his face with permanent marker.
After all that while he looks like a rabbit in the headlights I go "alpha male" on his ass and he signs over all his companies to me.
FACT !

[bettercallsaul]

I would own Alan sugars ass...........
First thing I remind him I shagged his neice (yerwon off eastenders) we met her in Ibiza a few years back.
Then I jump the table over power him and write on his face with permanent marker.
After all that while he looks like a rabbit in the headlights I go "alpha male" on his ass and he signs over all his companies to me.
FACT !

Still more likely than a John Dunne story to be fair.

[willie wacker]

I would own Alan sugars ass...........
First thing I remind him I shagged his neice (yerwon off eastenders) we met her in Ibiza a few years back.
Then I jump the table over power him and write on his face with permanent marker.
After all that while he looks like a rabbit in the headlights I go "alpha male" on his ass and he signs over all his companies to me.
FACT !

You have lovely imagination

[Best Before]

1 Me ( of course .. I count twice )
2 Sophie ( my only friend loll )
3 JC ( I count on you, babe )
4 Newtoallthis ( sugar daddy )
5 Bettercalsaul ( he is on my bad books for now ... can be fixed with a BT voucher)
6 willie ( to play with)
7 Abby uk ( wise an hot)

how did I do?!?!?!

Not bad at all, i'm guessing maths is not your strong suit

Is it bad that i can't even think of 8 members for a team...

(1) Me..... I knows me bulbs
(2) Rach... We need someone to go up the ladder to insert bulb. (In santa suit)
(3) Xagerate... To hold ladder for Rach (never say I dont look after ya bud )
(4) Wacker... To go top the shops to buy the bulb.
(5) Irishdeltaforce... To drive the black SUV with Wacker in it.
(6) Tom Sand.... To sit and watch as he would be of no use anyway
(7) Sophie... 4 teas and two coffees please pet...

Nor you JC

[willie wacker]

Still more likely than a John Dunne story to be fair.

He's sounding like John Dunne,s father