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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Have you ever seen a thread stay on topic lately
    Esp with Saul around
    Yes Saul fucks it up every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by casman View Post
    Yes Saul fucks it up every time
    That's what lawyers do... confuse the issue and then send you a big bill!
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    Quote Originally Posted by casman View Post
    Yes Saul fucks it up every time
    Ah that's just a matter of opinion, some people would say he saves dying threads and is a hero.

    I wouldn't be one of those people, I think he has a weird fixation on toasters. And my balls being in his mouth.

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    Christ I'm bored.

    Off to whip myself.

    DIY domination.

    Slavetoyou should try it.

    Save himself a fortune.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Christ I'm bored.

    Off to whip myself.

    DIY domination.

    Slavetoyou should try it.

    Save himself a fortune.
    It's not the same, anyway I'm too much of a pussy so I'd stop whipping myself after a couple of lashes. That's why I beg Irish Miss Alisha XXX to whip me because she can be ruthless.

    I am the slave of Irish Mistress XXX, a Fetish Queen, A Bossy Bitch Mistress, A Goddess, yes my life is tough, but it is so good.

    Webcam and phone chat sessions available

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    Quote Originally Posted by slavetoyou View Post
    It's not the same, anyway I'm too much of a pussy so I'd stop whipping myself after a couple of lashes. That's why I beg Irish Miss Alisha XXX to whip me because she can be ruthless.
    Jesus bud don't be begging,Most of us would beat the shit out of ya if ya want!

    Granted she has better tits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Jesus bud don't be begging,Most of us would beat the shit out of ya if ya want!

    Granted she has better tits!
    You see thats where she wins hands down. Her feet are pretty awesome as well.

    I am the slave of Irish Mistress XXX, a Fetish Queen, A Bossy Bitch Mistress, A Goddess, yes my life is tough, but it is so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slavetoyou View Post
    You see thats where she wins hands down. Her feet are pretty awesome as well.
    I had no idea she had feet and still won't look to make sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slavetoyou View Post
    It's not the same, anyway I'm too much of a pussy so I'd stop whipping myself after a couple of lashes. That's why I beg Irish Miss Alisha XXX to whip me because she can be ruthless.
    You out on day release?
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    Your Mistress needs to get you back under lock and key again

    Or rather under the feet of Irish Miss Alisha, where you belong;-)
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