Page 57 of 84 FirstFirst ... 747555657585967 ... LastLast
Results 561 to 570 of 838

Thread: Escorting Christmas Party

  1. #561
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    12,216
    Reviews
    25

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    If Jack is coming, id say keep him and Floppy apart ....
    Floppy and jack are at different tables.

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to bettercallsaul For This Useful Post:

    SophieX (08-12-15)

  3. #562
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    2,105
    Reviews
    80

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    thanks husband
    I have to let the wife play

  4. #563
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Posts
    4,914
    Reviews
    74

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Well I know one you won't see
    I've been there on both occasions(not sure who you mean) and all i will say ur a lucky guy

  5. #564
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    2,105
    Reviews
    80

    Default

    I just seat at my big table

  6. #565
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    12,216
    Reviews
    25

    Default

    I have reached my pm limit so no more party pm's for a while,I will get back to everyone tomorrow if not tonight,apologies.

  7. #566
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    3,432
    Reviews
    11

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Floppy and jack are at different tables.
    Tables? Sounds like a formal dinner type situation rather than a wild party--

  8. #567
    Join Date
    Apr 2015
    Posts
    1,287
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Tables? Sounds like a formal dinner type situation rather than a wild party--
    That's what I was told as well,I feel total disappointment that the girls won't be pulling my cracker and trying to fit the hat on my big head as I read the shit joke and try to use enclosed toe nail clippers
    Last edited by Flappy; 09-12-15 at 10:46. Reason: Who's jack btw, is he hot??
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  9. #568
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    1,970
    Reviews
    45

    Default

    Flappy you sure you'll go to the right place for the Xmas party ..won't end up in Smithfield I hope
    What we do in life echo's in eternity

  10. #569
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    12,216
    Reviews
    25

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Flappy View Post
    That's what I was told as well,I feel total disappointment that the girls won't be pulling my cracker and trying to fit the hat on my big head as I read the shit joke and try to use enclosed toe nail clippers
    How would you read shit jokes with toe nail clippers?

  11. #570
    Join Date
    Apr 2015
    Posts
    1,287
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mr gear View Post
    Flappy you sure you'll go to the right place for the Xmas party ..won't end up in Smithfield I hope
    simples

    I'll sniff out the pound shop perfume

    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    How would you read shit jokes with toe nail clippers?
    It's a trick I obtained at my nans
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Page 57 of 84 FirstFirst ... 747555657585967 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •