In my local one night with the local soccer team celebrating, 5 of the team started slagging each other about their visits. It wouldn't have meant anything to anyone that didn't know the cummings and goings in the town. Went something like this. "Paddy I see your van up in bourks hardware but no sign of you, you must have been in visiting anna and mary." "None of your business where I was, but I bet you'll be up there next week, Shirly will be back"
Names changed, but I knew exactly what they were talking about but sober enough to stay out of the conversation, hardware carpark was a good place to park for half an hour or so.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.