My husband and i would like to wish all our soap opera stars a big hello

[willie dynamite]

As usual Liz you don't make any sense, your completely bonkers

Your talking to yourself in the third person pretending your the Queen. I didn't know you had a husband. The poor fellow

I'll leave you to talk to yourself, I don't have a clue what your saying

hey sista,

your de fiery one

willie d like dat

willie d got young dudes lined up who wanna get whipped an dat there

dey wanna get teased

do you be de sugargranmamma who dominatrix,s dese dudes

[PIMPIN KEN]

Willie d u aint no playa u just an assistant pimp yo daddy was an assistant pimp aind you aint shit pimpin......

A slow hoe is slow doe but not to worry my nig i got plenty moe

[willie dynamite]

Willie d u aint no playa u just an assistant pimp yo daddy was an assistant pimp aind you aint shit pimpin......

A slow hoe is slow doe but not to worry my nig i got plenty moe

heyda Brutha

pimpen ken, gimme 5, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigtt

i knu yuar daddy pimpin ken, he alrite nigga

u yung boys, yuas aint groovy anymore

its a dis gangsta sheeeeeat, heavy

i look after ya yung ken, wen ya in ma hood

[Hot Lizzy]

Willie d u aint no playa u just an assistant pimp yo daddy was an assistant pimp aind you aint shit pimpin......

A slow hoe is slow doe but not to worry my nig i got plenty moe

yo ken

I is here to tell you none of us bitches are gonna work for either of you two brothers we worth for nobody........

Willie Wonka and his chocolate factory thinks he can split the money 50/50 what you offering bro.......

Take now cos the sisters are doing it for themselves these days!

Sister Hot Lizzy from the London Posseeeeeeeeeee

[clarence hilten]

It has come to ones attention that you have a Queen here in Soap Opera Land and my husband and I would like to wish you all well.
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A johnny foreigner that has joined is the American Jack Bauer if anyone needs help he is another along with Inspector Hunt that is always a delight - as for the Burka Boyz, well i make no comment other than one is rather amused. One also likes the gorgeous Clarence Hiltern, she so makes Philip and I laugh, thank you my dear - no please do not curtsy its not necessary. I would of course love to invite you and Pompom over for tea so that she may play with my Corgi's.

Her Royal Highness Elizabeth Queen of England.......three cheers for the Soap Opera Land.

coooooooeeeeey ducky lizbet,

tsk tsk, oh you big queen bee you

anyway, i,ve been busy ducky so i have. been on a diet ducky. i swear by belly was just so fat i was like a pot bellied pig. if you,d seen the rolls of flab, it would put yopu to shame lizbet

did you see gok wan the other nite he used to be 20 stone 20 stone

i was just sick of lying around like such a big puddin

and all my nice clothes didnt fit right,

i was a sight i was turnin into a right podge

but then i stopped being a lazy COW and stopped eating the wrong food and lost all my big fat tummy

up ducky
CLARENCE

[Hot Lizzy]

coooooooeeeeey ducky lizbet,

tsk tsk, oh you big queen bee you

anyway, i,ve been busy ducky so i have. been on a diet ducky. i swear by belly was just so fat i was like a pot bellied pig. if you,d seen the rolls of flab, it would put yopu to shame lizbet

did you see gok wan the other nite he used to be 20 stone 20 stone

i was just sick of lying around like such a big puddin

and all my nice clothes didnt fit right,

i was a sight i was turnin into a right podge

but then i stopped being a lazy COW and stopped eating the wrong food and lost all my big fat tummy

up ducky
CLARENCE

Cooooooo eeeeeeeeee Clarence Ducky,

Why would anyone be interested in your dietry problems - I mean Gok has totally reinvented himself - which i would add is something you seem to do time and time again and to be honest the queen was wishing to see you -but and here is the but - if you take up with these pimps there is no way on gods earth that she will be able to make cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off and pompom to play with the royal corgi's.

So if i were you i would not pretend that you have lost all that weight - just get the panty girdle off and see what a real porker you are.

Queen of all in Soap Land

Her Maj Hot Lizzy

[PIMPIN KEN]

yo ken

I is here to tell you none of us bitches are gonna work for either of you two brothers we worth for nobody........

Willie Wonka and his chocolate factory thinks he can split the money 50/50 what you offering bro.......

Take now cos the sisters are doing it for themselves these days!

Sister Hot Lizzy from the London Posseeeeeeeeeee

[SIZE="3"]well beeatch hav u got the nerve for the mothafuckin kerb ye dig me you will walk the razor r ima reach back & slap a bitch/SIZE]

[Hot Lizzy]

[SIZE="3"]well beeatch hav u got the nerve for the mothafuckin kerb ye dig me you will walk the razor r ima reach back & slap a bitch/SIZE]

Yo Pimpin Ken

Can I have that in English please i gave Willie the afternoon off so i don't quiet understand what any of that means!

Totally lost me there but im sure you can put that all right hun.

Hot Lizzy Queen of The Motherfuckin Soapland

[PIMPIN KEN]

heyda Brutha

pimpen ken, gimme 5, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigtt

i knu yuar daddy pimpin ken, he alrite nigga

u yung boys, yuas aint groovy anymore

its a dis gangsta sheeeeeat, heavy

i look after ya yung ken, wen ya in ma hood

wat it is wat it do pimpin
We do this from spain to smoke cain' from the golden gate to the frozen state cause ypu know the earth is our turff we check the purse first lookin at the paper work to c wat its worth with my knee on her back & her ass on the track with new cleets on her feet the hoe b walkin so hard she break the concrete..................

[Liz McDonald]

Clarence, Hot Lizzy (not so hot) is also on a diet. She has a spare tier. That's what the guys in Cork say anyhow

Pimpkin, Hot Lizzy will drink your sperm. She'll even give you a good rimming I heard she'll do anything for 50 euro. Times are hard in London with the exchange rate and hotter escorts . No clients there you see. She spends all day here talking to herself, trying to create a novelty act. Then hoping they'll flock to see her in Cork. They'll soon get fed up and come to see the real Liz Queen of The Soaps. Ahem that'll be me