Originally Posted by
Mister Anderson
You might laugh at my predicament but I can assure you that when those Ban-Gardaí groped me ( or frisked me as they would have you believe) last night I was quite lucky it was my banana phone I had with me. When one of the officers asked me if that was a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to see her I whipped out the banana and shoved it in my gob. She was very impressed and offered me her phone number but alas I had just eaten my phone.
Oh the irony.
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