Seriously everywhere you go to eat or do something cheese has to come up somewhere. When you ask for it they wont give it to you, when you dont ask for it they fuckin heap in on. Seriously ill fuckin kill someone someday over this. It really is a justifiable cause for murder. They dotn even have it on the menu board. No way. Youll have to use your brains for this one. Im surprised I havnt gone to some funeral and the corpse has cheese sprinkled over it. Murder? No probs. Gardai find body of man in front garden of house with awful head injuries and some cheese sprinkled over him. Going to hospital? for an op? No prob. Fuck pain killers or anti inflams. Just ask for cheese. Trust me theyll have the fuckin thing somewhere. You cant even get a photo taken without it coming up.We are on the verge of a third World war peeps but it wont be over Russia reclaiming the middle east? Nope it will be over cheese.

wait and see,
Westside.