The dirt bird (18-10-15)
I think you've all been bush whacked by the religious order sometime in your lives.Probably primary school.
Does any woman like it in the trunk? open to a poll if anyone obliges
How many provide the service on the site apart from advertise it ? Do they enjoy it ? Do they think your gay for asking for it ? Probably . But to answer the question " gently , gently " would be the first words that came out of her mouth before you dug the ditch. Other than that don't go fantasizing about that old parish priest who dug your own .
A lover of what?
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Wine, its the only lube you need.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
Only one lube if you are a petrol head..