Theres more drama here than coronation street. You couldn't make up this shit.
What's going to be tomorrows story. Lady muck gets kidnapped by da burka boyz because she gives out her address Then she is saved in the nick of time from getting run over a train while tied to the track by the dashing Gene Hunt
Then that's followed by the usual people going to leave and by bedtime their all back in the chatroom high on irn bru and cocaine