Page 7 of 9 FirstFirst ... 56789 LastLast
Results 61 to 70 of 86

Thread: Opportunity to name storms affecting Ireland and Britain after favourite Escorts

  1. #61
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    13,964
    Reviews
    66

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I've no idea who Doris is but I haven't been blown in the last 19 days so send me her phone number and I promise to return her in one piece.
    Stick your head out the door later on and glance skywards,
    You might get some free watersports.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

  2. #62
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    13,964
    Reviews
    66

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Don't think that she blew Rock Hudson too much either .
    More likely Donnie that was blowing Rock.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

  3. The Following User Says Thank You to alcatel For This Useful Post:

    Mister Anderson (23-02-17)

  4. #63
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    3,625
    Blog Entries
    4
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Stick your head out the door later on and glance skywards,
    You might get some free watersports.

    Fat chance, you can tell your mom to come home now.

  5. #64
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    13,964
    Reviews
    66

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Fat chance, you can tell your mom to come home now.
    Keep her.
    She enjoys toy boys.
    I don't enjoy retirement home charges.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

  6. #65
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    3,625
    Blog Entries
    4
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Keep her.
    She enjoys toy boys.
    I don't enjoy retirement home charges.

    Nasty.

    I'm gonna tell her you said that. Directly after I posit her ass outside the local wethouse.

  7. #66
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    3,625
    Blog Entries
    4
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Keep her.
    She enjoys toy boys.
    I don't enjoy retirement home charges.
    I can't think of any witty shit to say, I'm going to bed.

    Fuck off.

  8. #67
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    13,964
    Reviews
    66

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I can't think of any witty shit to say, I'm going to bed.

    Fuck off.
    It's ok Mom,
    Come out of hiding and come home.
    The strange man is gone.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

  9. The Following User Says Thank You to alcatel For This Useful Post:

    Mister Anderson (24-02-17)

  10. #68
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Posts
    25,049
    Reviews
    82

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    Doris day causing havoc throughout the country. Stay at home today barney, u can have the day off.
    Still safer facing Storm Doris than staying at home with Storm Betty

  11. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Barney Rubble For This Useful Post:

    Stephanie (25-02-17)

  12. #69
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    3,625
    Blog Entries
    4
    Reviews
    9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    It's ok Mom,
    Come out of hiding and come home.
    The strange man is gone.

    The strange man never goes. We thought they'd left once black Jesus got elected, now we've got more strange men than ever.

    Tell your mom to hide in the closet until Bernie says its safe.


Page 7 of 9 FirstFirst ... 56789 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •