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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Tea and toast while having a wank, bloody hell and I tought us ladies could mulit task. Loll

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    I heard he puts them all in a blender, pours it into a bottle and drinks through a plastic tube after he hangs the bottle upside down and sucks the concoction into his noise hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I heard he puts them all in a blender, pours it into a bottle and drinks through a plastic tube after he hangs the bottle upside down and sucks the concoction into his noise hole
    All all without having to use his blow up doll too, he should stick to his 50 euro meetings maybe much less hassle for him.loll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    All all without having to use his blow up doll too, he should stick to his 50 euro meetings maybe much less hassle for him.loll

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    I had Chow Mein last night, Lady, sometimes you just want a change, a bit of variety, life is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    I made my ex husband do that to someone tea many years ago when this female left her baby in a dirty nappy for 4 hours, poor thing was red raw. not sure what your excuse is. Loll

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    Is that why he's your Ex, Lady, his tea tasted so good she run off with him loll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Is that why he's your Ex, Lady, his tea tasted so good she run off with him loll!
    It was a cheese, tomato, onion, ham with mayo sandwich he wanked into and OMG, trying to keep a straight face when she asked him to make her another one. We still have a good laugh about it and that was back in the 80's. It was me who dumped him and no ones business here why either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    It was a cheese, tomato, onion, ham with mayo sandwich he wanked into and OMG, trying to keep a straight face when she asked him to make her another one. We still have a good laugh about it and that was back in the 80's. It was me who dumped him and no ones business here why either.


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    ok, so she fell pregnant

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom rambo View Post
    For me Sunday is the day I plan for what lady I am goning to visit next week, oh I should have said ladies,I go to see a lot for regular ladies now,but there a lot on my to see list yet,so lads any off you do that,talk to me about your ladies ,
    No need to plane, ladies what they just like cum to me, noodle. But donna tell anyon, you not a snitch are you noodle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    It was a cheese, tomato, onion, ham with mayo sandwich he wanked into and OMG, trying to keep a straight face when she asked him to make her another one. We still have a good laugh about it and that was back in the 80's. It was me who dumped him and no ones business here why either.


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    I knows an army cook who pissed in the sgt's soup

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    Thank fuck not she already had 8 kids and (I think it was) 5 were already in care!

    Personally, being Irish and on the pill I could never get pregnant as I alway hold the pill between my knees. loll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    ok, so she fell pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    I made my ex husband do that to someone tea many years ago when this female left her baby in a dirty nappy for 4 hours, poor thing was red raw. not sure what your excuse is. Loll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Thank fuck not she already had 8 kids and (I think it was) 5 were already in care!

    Personally, being Irish and on the pill I could never get pregnant as I alway hold the pill between my knees. loll

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    sorry to be serious
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    sounds like durgs were involved

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