What about us poor clients?
I've caught so many colds, hanging around outside apt blocks in the pouring rain, I'm partially deaf in one ear from having a phone permanently clamped over it.
Half blind from nearly slipping in tiny showers (did slip over once!) and getting soap in my eyes.
My penis is red raw from being pulled so hard and fast I thought it actually might detach one night and that's after I've had the infamous wet wipe scrape
Its a tough world out there for us punters, maybe we should form a union?