Spot on Dolly and Carlos - Shit happens.

[Bigbadjohn]

Ever the drama Queen....
I can see it all over the news now...
hot lizzy busted,Armed Gardai mount a dawn raid in several locations around the Cork area to try and catch the notorious escort who is know by many names world wide but is travelling in Ireland as the "hot one" lizzy an escort in her late 40's was busted in a Cork hotel today by members of an elite squad of undercover Gardai in an operation code named "its an ugly job, but someones gotta do it". lizzy now faces the daunting task of having to pack her suitcase and move to another hotel. Sources close to the hotel said " lizzy was so distraught, she nearly couldnt use her mobile phone to contact people for sympathy and had to use msn instead. A spokes Person for E-I Mrs Patricia Albrite also in her late 40's was unavailable for comment as it is too early for her, and she doesnt do mornings..
We will bring you more from this breaking drama as the characters wake up.
this is an on the ground reporter, reporting for E-I news..

and now for the weather..


There is a storm front brewing in the Cork area and heading in your direction, but it will probably blow over and go straight to the UK. It will also feel Icey if you are not sympathetic to the stromfront.

In other news. Shit happens....

in other news just coming in

fans of malena and carmen from all over ireland have been protesting against the expulsion of the girls from a hotel in cork

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