How come escorts are always horny??

**Dick** · 07-08-15, 18:15

How come escorts are always horny, when my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

It must take some effort to be sitting there, crocheting a few booties for your sisters bairn one minute and then the next transform yourself into a seductive temptress!!

Yes yes I know its money, but surely sometimes, they just want a nice cup of tea and feet up in front of the telly?

I could never be an escort as once a day does me (except at weekends

)

**nonpareil** · 07-08-15, 18:18

Good actresses.

A career treading the boards awaits.

On stage , that is.

**dan8808** · 07-08-15, 18:24

money can make any girl horny

**kyla** · 07-08-15, 18:25

Originally Posted by Dick

How come escorts are always horny, when my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

It must take some effort to be sitting there, crocheting a few booties for your sisters bairn one minute and then the next transform yourself into a seductive temptress!!

Yes yes I know its money, but surely sometimes, they just want a nice cup of tea and feet up in front of the telly?

I could never be an escort as once a day does me (except at weekends

)

baby when i am not horny i take a day off , and i got quite a few . but seriously twice a week in a couple is like nothing from my point of view

)) i like sex

**Dick** · 07-08-15, 18:40

Originally Posted by kyla

baby when i am not horny i take a day off , and i got quite a few . but seriously twice a week in a couple is like nothing from my point of view

)) i like sex

Oh she liked sex as well, I guess I over worked her in the ironing\washing\cooking\gardening\shopping\roofing dept

**Zealot7** · 07-08-15, 18:51

Originally Posted by Dick

my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

You know... when I hear stories like this, I don't think I'll ever marry.

**SmallHorn** · 07-08-15, 18:58

Originally Posted by Zealot7

You know... when I hear stories like this, I don't think I'll ever marry.

Marry an escort?

**RodeoMan** · 07-08-15, 19:03

Escorts don't be horny
it is a business to them simple as
I have often looked at an escort as I doing reverse oral and they completely non interested just moaning away

**Rachel Divine** · 07-08-15, 19:17

I'm looking forward to take the weekend off..

**nonpareil** · 07-08-15, 19:19

Originally Posted by RodeoMan

Escorts don't be horny
it is a business to them simple as
I have often looked at an escort as I doing reverse oral and they completely non interested just moaning away

Not doing it right or not meeting the right escorts.

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