How it all started. (Sex, that is.)

**SteveB** · 04-08-15, 15:12

Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of sex. The DUP, Lord Morrow and the Catholic Church now know who to blame! It was started by a fish called Microbrachius dicki.

Yes dicki! I kid you not!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

**SmallHorn** · 04-08-15, 16:31

Originally Posted by SteveB

Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of sex. The DUP, Lord Morrow and the Catholic Church now know who to blame! It was started by a fish called Microbrachius dicki.

Yes dicki! I kid you not!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

Ah yes, a good play on my username.

Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?

**nonpareil** · 04-08-15, 16:33

Sex started with smallhorns

Evolution made them bigger.

**funlover12** · 04-08-15, 18:29

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Ah yes, a good play on my username.

Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?

I think he fell in her butthole first, but they decided to allocate that method to gayness

**Jiberjabber** · 04-08-15, 21:27

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Ah yes, a good play on my username. Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?

Nope. I believe he fell into Lilith first. Then Adam got all uppity and bossy and tried to make her his bitch. Being that Lilith was from the same Babylonian earth as Adam the asshole and created as his equal she was having none of it and promptly set off to jump Samael's bones. So God in his infinite wisdom granted Adam the first divorce and also free rib surgery. The end.

**nonpareil** · 04-08-15, 21:31

Was Frasier not jealous?
Or just biding his time.

**Jiberjabber** · 04-08-15, 21:33

Originally Posted by nonpareil

Was Frasier not jealous? Or just biding his time.

I don't recall that name from my Bible study meetings, have you been listening to the Mormons again?

**nonpareil** · 04-08-15, 21:36

He got Adam' s sloppy seconds according to the Jehovahs witnesses.

**SmallHorn** · 04-08-15, 21:48

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Nope. I believe he fell into Lilith first. Then Adam got all uppity and bossy and tried to make her his bitch. Being that Lilith was from the same Babylonian earth as Adam the asshole and created as his equal she was having none of it and promptly set off to jump Samael's bones. So God in his infinite wisdom granted Adam the first divorce and also free rib surgery. The end.

What a massive load of cock

**nonpareil** · 04-08-15, 21:50

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

What a massive load of cock

No it's the Gospel truth.

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