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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyStark View Post
    Anybody else had any dealings with doormen when visiting apartments?...
    I turned around to see a big guy in a suit who asked me quite sternly if I was ok. I freaked as suddenly the girls room information disappeared from my head and I was thinking if I answered it would lead to more questions, so I was "nah mate I'm ok" and got away from there pretty quickly. .. what would you do in the same situation?

    FFS stuff a 10-note in his breast pocket and get him to bring you to her door Play to his boring job, his inherent sexism and make him feel useful

    Don't say "you all right mate?"

    Try "no I'm looking for this old, old friend of mine and she's bad at directions, ha ha. Do you find a lot of women can't give directions?"

    Mmmm-hmm




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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrii View Post
    Do you find a lot of women can't give directions?"

    LOL just escorts or women in general?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    LOL just escorts or women in general?

    Westside.

    LOLL this is for the doorman, of course all women are brill at directions

    Sometimes they have me running round in circles



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    The other thing is that there are serviced apartments in there so there will always be new people getting the intercom confused and getting lost, so you just say you have a friend visiting on holiday staying there and can't work out how to get in. You don't have to say too much. Just say I know where I'm going, I just can't get in!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrii View Post
    FFS stuff a 10-note in his breast pocket and get him to bring you to her door Play to his boring job, his inherent sexism and make him feel useful

    Don't say "you all right mate?"

    Try "no I'm looking for this old, old friend of mine and she's bad at directions, ha ha. Do you find a lot of women can't give directions?"

    I find a lot of men do not know how to listen women's directions
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrii View Post
    FFS stuff a 10-note in his breast pocket and get him to bring you to her door Play to his boring job, his inherent sexism and make him feel useful

    Don't say "you all right mate?"

    Try "no I'm looking for this old, old friend of mine and she's bad at directions, ha ha. Do you find a lot of women can't give directions?"

    I didn't say "you all right mate", nor did I know he was there to give 10 quid to and leave myself shortchanged for my friend upstairs. And why the fuck should I give a doorman I didn't even know about money for asking what I'm up to?
    Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

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    Very useful.............they can direct you to right appartment,,,,,,,,,,and give a little inside info too.

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