the other place burned down.

[Westsidex]

This happens sometimes. I just crack up on my own in the middle of a strange place. Was walking along yesterday and past and gay place called the other place and.....oh first off this isnt a dig at gays so fuck off before you start on my good self........a sign on the door. Due to a fire the other place is moved or something. I burst my ribs out. I thought of the call to the emergency services.

Operator - Hello emergencies services cork?

burning person - can I have the fire brigade please.

operator - certainly sir, one moment,

fire dept - hello fire dept

burning person - hello there is a fire in the other place

Fire dept - and where is the other place?

burning person - its here where I am

Fire dept - if it where you are why are you telling us its the other place?

burning person - because it is

Fire dept - so how do you know there is a fire in the other place if you arent there?

burning person - I am here?

Fire dept - where?

burning person - The other place?

Fire Dept - and where is the other place?

no wonder it burnt down,
Westside.