Can you kiss my ass Dolly pleeeeeease
Can you kiss my ass Dolly pleeeeeease
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
Last edited by Liz McDonald; 13-01-09 at 00:27. Reason: sympathising with Patricia
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
Dom you can have a rummage around my inbox anytime you want. I'm the original tart with a heart.
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
Coming right up Patricia darling. I'll bring it right over. Better than that I'll get one of the chippindales to bring it to you. When your finished you can have a nice relaxing massage. I know you had a long day reading drivel so you deserve it.
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
If you need an extra moderator on the boards to share the burden Patricia im game.
I do have some experience in this area as i have moderated my life for 25 years. Talk about experience!
By the way you should always seek to laugh rather than cry and so in the interest of making you laugh im calling for some jokes. Ill go first
A horse walks in to a bar and orders a drink,
barman asks him why the long face?
horse responds "i've got aids"
I know it sometimes offends people so sorry if it did you Lets keep the jokes coming.
"Say hi to your mother for me ok"
Lan
Your a bloody barrel of laughs aren't you?
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!