Your ideal appointment

[Oh Kevin]

I'm easy, Just a nice shared shower with a extremely hot lady escort, a nice glass of top champagne and then some mind blowing sex and relaxing massage to finish and a nice snog as I'm leave thinking to myself now that was a great Freebie.

[SmallHorn]

I'm easy, Just a nice shared shower with a extremely hot lady escort, a nice glass of top champagne and then some mind blowing sex and relaxing massage to finish and a nice snog as I'm leave thinking to myself now that was a great Freebie.

And then you wake up and you'v made a mess in your y-fronts

[Oh Kevin]

And then you wake up and you'v made a mess in your y-fronts

Nope, I never sleep on the job....

[SmallHorn]

To be blind folded , hand cuffed and gagged

I would gladly help you with that bby

[Cosa Nostra]

Do you need that setting to be perfect with candles, ?
Do you prefer your date to wear exotic dresses or outfits?
Do you bring wine or chocolate ?
Do you need to be teased and kissed etc
Or are you a wham bam thank you mam?
What kind of appointment is your ideal?

I just go with the flow - but I should prepare more- top much last minute - that's me!

Here are a few pointers I use:

Avoid let downs: Double book yourself.
You need 2 sims, most ladies don't treble book.

Get free extras:
Bring a pic of a cute little dog, explain ( with eyes welling up, and holding her picture in your trembling hand) that you are a bit down as Twiggles, who you rescued as a pup 9 years ago, got sucked up by a road sweeper yesterday as she was deaf, was badly injured, and was put to sleep this morning.
Most ladies throw in a bit of anal to help cheer you up!

Get free extra time:
Depending on the particular lady, mention your work, pick from the following: Garda, social welfare officer, emigration officer, revenue inspector, cosmetic surgeon, multiple apartment owner or mod. Usually gets you a late checkout!

[funlover12]

Here are a few pointers I use:

Avoid let downs: Double book yourself.
You need 2 sims, most ladies don't treble book.

Get free extras:
Bring a pic of a cute little dog, explain ( with eyes welling up, and holding her picture in your trembling hand) that you are a bit down as Twiggles, who you rescued as a pup 9 years ago, got sucked up by a road sweeper yesterday as she was deaf, was badly injured, and was put to sleep this morning.
Most ladies throw in a bit of anal to help cheer you up!

Get free extra time:
Depending on the particular lady, mention your work, pick from the following: Garda, social welfare officer, emigration officer, revenue inspector, cosmetic surgeon, multiple apartment owner or mod. Usually gets you a late checkout!

oh youre evil!

no wait I mean

[funlover12]

I would gladly help you with that bby

Only if you have a pussy bby

here smallhorn, you can borrow mine
and no I dont mean borrow like the way you 'borrow' girls knickers on your way out the door

[UB40]

Sounds like a 'carlsberg ' version - but where was Rubina and the others?

Ideally
Sophie opens the door having just stepped out of the shower (Shouldn't be too hard to time that right)
I can see Rachel and Dianaxxx having a naked pillow fight in the first bedroom as I enter.
Walking in further i see Mistress4U appears to be laying out her whips and restraints in the middle bedroom.....and as I walk into the living room Claudia23 and Sonyaxx are fighting over who gets to meet me first as neither have yet had the pleasure/misfortune.

Did I say that out loud

[hornylimerick]

Do you need that setting to be perfect with candles, ?
Do you prefer your date to wear exotic dresses or outfits?
Do you bring wine or chocolate ?
Do you need to be teased and kissed etc
Or are you a wham bam thank you mam?
What kind of appointment is your ideal?

I just go with the flow - but I should prepare more- top much last minute - that's me!

Miss Divine with a smile

[Flappy]

Do you need that setting to be perfect with candles, ?
Do you prefer your date to wear exotic dresses or outfits?
Do you bring wine or chocolate ?
Do you need to be teased and kissed etc
Or are you a wham bam thank you mam?
What kind of appointment is your ideal?

I just go with the flow - but I should prepare more- top much last minute - that's me!

Good English
Fresh towels
Nice boobies
Totally naked within mins and time to check in on Fb at the end!!

I'm very easy to please really