Ever got lost on an Escort Appointment?

[Playitsam]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

That's fine when you live on the lower floors but throwing from the fifth floor is a bit more challenging . I don't see it till its half way down then I have to reposition with the reflexes of a Kilkenny county hurler going for the high ball . I have visions of some other lad jumping and catching it first . She will have to have a referee out side the door .

[bollocks]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

If you put the keys in a condom, it wont make so much noise, if it hits the ground

[Playitsam]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

And don't put the key in a little pink purse, do you know how awkward that feels ?

[nonpareil]

I was waiting for that John. It's true but at the same time after you had a woman clearly confronting you and suspicious and the escort ringing you calling you a time waster meaning you are not even there at the location well the idea doesn't seem so good anymore. I am guilty to a certain extent of being apartment dyslexic but my intentions were honest. I wasn't try to ness anyone around. I was genuinely uncertain.

Confidence , assertiveness and saying little go a long way.
And if the escort is getting overly narky, say goodbye.

[jakelanders]

Sounds like you need to go and get laid

Lol .......... He did try

[Clueless]

I spent half an hour going up and down Ringsend looking for an apartment- I nearly gave up several times but I persevered and met her But I was tired and pissed off by the time I met the girl -Nice girl though - not around any more

[philipkntz]

Yep. Took a wrong turn once, missed the pink, ended up in the shit.

[themanofwar]

but got lost coming out of the shower and took the wrong door and went into room of her friend who was on top another guy

[bootboy]

I just throw the keys out the window… Patience of a saint….

!An escort here did that to me and me standing on the pavement on the street outside I thought it was actually very cool,it made it quite obvious that I was just going to visit a good pal !

[bootboy]

I spent half an hour going up and down Ringsend looking for an apartment- I nearly gave up several times but I persevered and met her But I was tired and pissed off by the time I met the girl -Nice girl though - not around any more

Me too , sounds like same place, same girl !!